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For: Conspicuous Gallantry in the face of losing one's rank, pay and freedom. You have shown great courage when faced with the decision to be a boring ass person in favor of having a good time, no matter the consequences. Your exceptional professionalism and loyal devotion to drinking, partying, and giving no fucks reflects great credit upon you and are in keeping with the highest traditions of the Armed Forces. - President of the United States