I do appoint this Marine a Lance Janitor in the United States Marine Corps to rank as such from this day forward. You are responsible for the accomplishment of your assigned janitorial mission such as working parties, smoke pit police calls, and everything else the Green Weenie tells you to do. You will be the embodiment of our institutional core values of sweeping, mopping, and scrubbing. – Commandant of the Marine Corps
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