HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC MEDAL

Fully Functioning Bottle Opener

EXPERT CLEANER

JOINED TO KILL, FORCED TO CLEAN

ONLY TWO MORE WEEKS

Well that was a lie...

BIG DIPPER

"May Be Addictive"
NANI DA FUCK?

C.U.M

#1 ENEMy of the dod

FOR THE SENIOR LANCE

LANCE COMMADANT

Stand the fuck up limpdicks when SENIOR LANCE CORPORAL ENTERS THE ROOM!

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BUT! If you are, just have another pair of ranks on hand incase of impromptu inspections or anything like that.

Yes I can. My mininum amount is 100 pieces. And normally takes about 6 to 8 weeks to make them. Be aware the Process is a bit long and may be expensive.

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