• Baby Seal Banned Military Cadence

    Way up north where the air gets cold We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold So now I earn my living Killing the baby seals You ca...
  • “The S&M man” Banned Military Cadence

    This is a humping/hiking cadence sung in the rhythm of “the candy man can” from the old Willy Wonka movie.

    Cadence caller: who can take a chainsaw.

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: cut a bitch in two

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: fuck the bottom half and give the screaming half to you.

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: The S&N man.

    Platoon: the S&M man. The S&M man because he fills the pain with love and makes the hurt feel good.

    Platoon: makes the hurt feel good.

  • Monkey from the coconut grove Cadence

    Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove

    he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.

    He wore a two button ditty,and a three button stitch

    he was a loud mouth-mother fuckin,son of a bitch!

    He lined a hundred women, up against the wall

    and bet anyone, he could fuck them all.

    He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue,

    Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!!!

  • Napalm Sticks To Kids: Banned Cadence

    Napalm Sticks To Kids
    We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
    We do our best to maim,
    Because the kills all count the same,
    Napalm Sticks To Kids!...
  • My Girls A Vegetable Cadence: Banned Cadence

    My girlfriend is a vegetable!
    She lives in the hospital,
    And I would do anything!
    To keep that girl Alive!
  • Not Approved for Uniform use by the DOD.

    Trust me when i say I know the urge to wanna wear these ranks on your uniform, but as long as you know the potential consequences and can handle an...