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ALMOST LIBBO: Libbo is short for LIBERTY. This is what US Marines' and NAVY Sailors call THE WEEKEND. 

ALMOST LIBBO=Almost The Weekend

Why did I want to run BFA? Honestly I was disillusioned with the reality of the marine corps. Being stationed in a POG non-deployable unit in Hawaii is not what I joined the marines for. I've always been a creative person so BFA was my outlet while I was in to express my frustration with Peacetime life and serving during COVID-19 pandemic.

Way up north where the air gets cold We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold So now I earn my living Killing the baby seals You can roast em, toast em, roto till em Kick em...

This is a humping/hiking cadence sung in the rhythm of “the candy man can” from the old Willy Wonka movie.

Cadence caller: who can take a chainsaw.

Platoon: repeats

cadence caller: cut a bitch in two

Platoon: repeats

cadence caller: fuck the bottom half and give the screaming half to you.

Platoon: repeats

cadence caller: The S&N man.

Platoon: the S&M man. The S&M man because he fills the pain with love and makes the hurt feel good.

Platoon: makes the hurt feel good.

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove

he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.

He wore a two button ditty,and a three button stitch

he was a loud mouth-mother fuckin,son of a bitch!

He lined a hundred women, up against the wall

and bet anyone, he could fuck them all.

He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue,

Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!!!

Please be careful if you're gonna risk your rank for a few laughs, which is why we do it, because military life can be pretty freaking dull at times, so if we made you laugh, we did our job and it's our pleasure.