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Need a Gift for a going away party, retirement ceremony, or reenlistment? Here's some random shit I guess you could gift them...

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LANCE COCK (FUCKUP) Blemished

$ 15.99 $ 7.99 Save $ 8.00

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Notional Warfighter Hat

$ 34.99

$ 15.99

PREORDER for the month of MAY. Minimum 50 orders so I can make them. If by the end of MAY we haven't made it I will send full refunds.

-Lance Cock... Also known as the CROSS WEENIES... is a rank as old as the Corps itself... Are you salty enough to wear these ranks? SOLD IN PAIRS OF TWO

Color

Black

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$ 15.87

.: Materials: white vinyl with black magnetic backing
.: Matte finish
.: All-weather durable

Size

10'' × 3''

7.5'' × 4.5''

Shape

Rectangle

Quantity

1 pc

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