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LANCE COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS ⭐(u.s.m.c)
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BLUE FALCON: (plural blue falcons)
- (US, military, euphemistic) A supposed comrade whose actions harm his friends, often but not always, for his own benefit.
- To them, he's a Blue Falcon, a derogatory euphemism for "buddy-fucker." Blue Falcons are great soldiers when the commander's watching. But they'll screw you in a heartbeat when nobody else is around. - 2007, David Axe, Army 101: Inside ROTC in a Time of War, Univ of South Carolina Press, page 31:
The Shit I make is supposed to be humorous. And is not authorized by the DOD on ANY Uniform items... That being said do whatever you want with them.
Just don't get caught. And If you do! Remember BAMCIS
B: Begin the lie
A: Arrange the alibi
M: Make excuses
C: Complete the lie
I: Implicate others
S: Shift blame
"IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID BE SMART ABOUT IT"
