• BLUE FALCON AWARDS

  • "Keeping You from suck-starting a shotgun since 2015"
  • "JUST TWO MORE WEEKS"

  • Yeah that was a lie...

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"Keeping You from suck-starting a shotgun since 2015" High functioning alcoholic medal

"JUST TWO MORE WEEKS"

Yeah that was a lie... COVID 19 MEDAL

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MIKEBURNSFIRE MIL-STORIES

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  • “The S&M man” Banned Military Cadence

    This is a humping/hiking cadence sung in the rhythm of “the candy man can” from the old Willy Wonka movie.

    Cadence caller: who can take a chainsaw.

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: cut a bitch in two

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: fuck the bottom half and give the screaming half to you.

    Platoon: repeats

    cadence caller: The S&N man.

    Platoon: the S&M man. The S&M man because he fills the pain with love and makes the hurt feel good.

    Platoon: makes the hurt feel good.

  • Monkey from the coconut grove Cadence

    Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove

    he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.

    He wore a two button ditty,and a three button stitch

    he was a loud mouth-mother fuckin,son of a bitch!

    He lined a hundred women, up against the wall

    and bet anyone, he could fuck them all.

    He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue,

    Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!!!