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  • Penis Officer Ranks

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HURRY BEFORE THE D.o.D FINDS OUT!

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT wear these items on your uniform! We are not affiliated with DoD in any way. No disrespect to the military, these are just meant to be funny gifts.

Penis Officer Ranks

1pc for the service cap buy now

PIZZA BOX badge(USMC)

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E4 MAFIA shield RANK (Army)

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WHY DO WE DO IT?

For the once motivated but now SALTY, DISGRUNTLED, JADED, DISILLUSIONED, service member. You've been passed up for promotion, your hard work has gone overlooked, so now you just wanna spread some discontent on the way out. We're Vets and active duty ourselves... we get it. Enjoy

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Testimonials

I swear when I find who made these I'm going to throw the UCMJ at them..

               

Some Dick Senior enlisted somewhere

Help! I just spent my haircut money on these dope ass medals!

 

Some boot Private some place

If you continue to make any more insanely amazing gear, I'm going to spray everywhere...!

Your mom

Back in my day, we didn't spend our pay on such nonsense.

Some crusty ass First Sergeant who doesn't get it.

EPIC military fails🤣

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