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Short answer. NO

BUT! If you are, just have another pair of ranks on hand incase of impromptu inspections or anything like that.

Yes I can. My mininum amount is 100 pieces. And normally takes about 6 to 8 weeks to make them. Be aware the Process is a bit long and may be expensive.

I've made stuff for GoonsUp, PopSmokeMedia DisgruntledDocs ,CorpsmenUp, NorthernProvisions,TheBasiloneFoundation, ForeverHeallingInvisibleWounds.

And I've worked with KommandoStore, MissionEssentialGear & FixBayonets.

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I have different warehouses across the US so some things may arrive at different times. I apologize for the inconvenience. Please check your email for tracking info. But if that doesn't work please reach out to me on Instagram.