Baby Seal Banned Military Cadence

Way up north where the air gets cold

We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Killing the baby seals

You can roast em, toast em, roto till em

Kick em in the head and make em squeal

Thats how I earn a living

Killing the baby seals

Late at night I went out walkin

Underneath the northern lights

I saw a baby seal sleepin

I violated his animal rights

You can hit em with a bat you can hit em with a brick

You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That’s how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals

Late at night I went out fishin

And that Polar Bear was wishin

That he could have my baby seal

Cause baby seal makes a real good meal

You can slash em in the head you can slash em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That’s how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals.

My wife and kids they hate me

The Army they just won’t take me

Just because I earn my living

Killing the baby seals

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