Belligerent Cadence: My Girls A Vegetable
Melody – My Gals a Corker
CHORUS
My girlfriend is a vegetable,
She lives in the hospital,
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (said Alahahive! put some soul into it.)
SAMPLE VERSE:
She’s got a new a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (chorus)
ADDITIONAL VERSES:
She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got such a lovely face
Staring out in outer space
My girlfriend is a vegetable,
She lives in the hospital,
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (said Alahahive! put some soul into it.)
SAMPLE VERSE:
She’s got a new a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (chorus)
ADDITIONAL VERSES:
She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got such a lovely face
Staring out in outer space
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
Whenever we go somewhere
I push her on her wheelchair
To keep that girl alive!
Whenever we go somewhere
I push her on her wheelchair
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got lovely hair
Patches are here and there
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got lovely hair
Patches are here and there
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
My girl has leprosy
Bits and pieces land all over me
Bits and pieces land all over me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got lovely legs,
Swollen like powder kegs
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got lovely legs,
Swollen like powder kegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got a tracheotomy
She can breathe while giving head to me
She can breathe while giving head to me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
She can’t get out of bed
Still she can give me head
Still she can give me head
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
She might not live out the night
So she won’t put up a fight
So she won’t put up a fight
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s had an episiotomy
That’s a bigger hole for me
That’s a bigger hole for me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
She cannot hear, she cannot see
But she’s got an oral cavity
But she’s got an oral cavity
I’m always guaranteed a blow
Because she cannot say no
Because she cannot say no
(Yeah ik, allot of blowjob ones)
Last year we we’re pretty sure
The doctors would find a cure
Last year we we’re pretty sure
The doctors would find a cure
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!