Belligerent Cadence: My Girls A Vegetable

Melody – My Gals a Corker
CHORUS
My girlfriend is a vegetable,
She lives in the hospital,
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (said Alahahive! put some soul into it.)

SAMPLE VERSE:
She’s got a new a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (chorus) 

ADDITIONAL VERSES:

She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

She’s got such a lovely face
Staring out in outer space
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

Whenever we go somewhere
I push her on her wheelchair
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

She’s got lovely hair
Patches are here and there
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
My girl has leprosy
Bits and pieces land all over me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

She’s got lovely legs,
Swollen like powder kegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s got a tracheotomy
She can breathe while giving head to me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She can’t get out of bed
Still she can give me head
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She might not live out the night
So she won’t put up a fight
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She’s had an episiotomy
That’s a bigger hole for me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
She cannot hear, she cannot see
But she’s got an oral cavity
I’m always guaranteed a blow
Because she cannot say no
(Yeah ik, allot of blowjob ones)

Last year we we’re pretty sure
The doctors would find a cure
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!

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