My Girls A Vegetable Cadence: Banned Cadence
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(ALIVE is said Alahahive! put some soul into it, ALTERNATIVELY you can also say I WOULD BUY HER ANYTHING instead of I WOULD DO ANYTHING)
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STARTING VERSE:
STARTING VERSE:
My girlfriend is a vegetable!
She lives in the hospital,
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl Alive!
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ADDITIONAL VERSES:
She lives in the hospital,
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl Alive!
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ADDITIONAL VERSES:
She’s got a new a new TV,
It is called an EKG!
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (chorus)
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She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s got such a lovely face
Staring out in outer space
It is called an EKG!
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive! (chorus)
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She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s got such a lovely face
Staring out in outer space
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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Whenever we go somewhere
I push her on her wheelchair
To keep that girl alive!
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Whenever we go somewhere
I push her on her wheelchair
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s got lovely hair
Patches are here and there
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s got lovely hair
Patches are here and there
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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My girl has leprosy
Bits and pieces land all over me
Bits and pieces land all over me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s got a tracheotomy
She can breathe while giving head to me
She can breathe while giving head to me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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She might not live out the night
So she won’t put up a fight
So she won’t put up a fight
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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I’m always guaranteed a blow
Because she cannot say no
Because she cannot say no
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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Last year we we’re pretty sure
The doctors would find a cure
The doctors would find a cure
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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Alternative Versus
She’s got lovely legs,
Swollen like powder kegs
She’s got lovely legs,
Swollen like powder kegs
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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She can’t get out of bed
Still she can give me head
Still she can give me head
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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She’s had an episiotomy
That’s a bigger hole for me
That’s a bigger hole for me
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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She cannot hear, she cannot see
But she’s got an oral cavity
But she’s got an oral cavity
And I would do anything!
To keep that girl alive!
To keep that girl alive!
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(Yeah I know, allot of blowjob ones)
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