Name: Don't Talk To Me Smash Penis Mug
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18683021009929450261
Price: 9.99 USD
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.: Made with durable white ceramic.
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: All mugs are lead and BPA-free.

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Did you get an N.J.P, Article 15, Captain's mass for underage drinking or some other bullshit like getting caught speeding off base? Did you tell an Officer to fuck off? If you answered YES to any or all of these than no Good Conduct medal for you... Luckily we have our own “Good Cookie” medal made just for you! It's way better looking than your normal Good Conduct medal.

You want a Good Cookie, here it is.

*Antique copper color, Zinc alloy metal, and made from the finest materials with the highest degree of detail.

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