Name: HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
Brand: Blue Falcon Awards
SKU: M18
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

$ 18.99

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If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as fuck, then this medal calls to you. This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.

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.: Material: water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and short-term outdoor use
.: Quantity: one sheet per listing 2 sizes!
.: Assembled in the USA

Sabrina Carpenter, Sydney Sweeney, Ice Spice US FLAG

Size

6" × 4"

11" × 8.5"

Surface

White

Shape

Die-Cut

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$ 4.99

.: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish
.: 4 sizes to choose from
.: Water, scratch and UV resistant

Size

4"

6"

8"

10"

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