HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

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If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as fuck, then this medal calls to you. This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.

*Please drink responsibly.

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I'm just a Degreeless Degenerate that didn't want to stay in the Marines or work like a dog for anyone else ever again once I got out... So I taught myself how to start and run a successful online business. I put all the resources I used to teach myself HERE

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If you! like me... joined the military in the later stages of the GWOT. In hopes of maybe getting to see some action but instead got fucked with the green weenie. I made this community for you. We aren't high speed... we just wanna smoke weed.


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