HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

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If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as fuck, then this medal calls to you. This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.

*Drink responsibly.

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