N.J.P AWARD

 NJP (Non Judicial Punishment) Award Citation: Fill in the blanks

FOR LEGENDARY UNDERACHIEVEMENT WHILE SERVING IN THE (Unit Name) FROM (Date of Incident/Arrival) THROUGH (Date). (Rank and Name) HAS CONSISTENTLY EMBODIED THE FINEST TRADITIONS OF “DOING JUST ENOUGH NOT TO GET NJP’D” WHILE DISPLAYING A BREATHTAKING LACK OF TACT, JUDGMENT, AND ATTENTION TO BASIC MARINE CORPS STANDARDS.

(Individual's Rank and Name)’S RELENTLESS COMMITMENT TO BEING A BURDEN ON HIS (Fellow Marines/Chain of Command) HAS CAUSED COUNTLESS SAFETY STAND-DOWNS, "STRONGLY WORDED TALKS," AND EXTRA DUTY ROSTERS. (His/Her) ABILITY TO TURN EVEN THE SIMPLEST TASK INTO AN UNNECESSARY ORDEAL HAS INSPIRED BOTH CREATIVE PUNISHMENT AND UNENDING SARCASM WITHIN THE (Unit Name).

(His/Her) BLATANT DISREGARD FOR BASIC STANDARDS AND MILITARY BEARING HAS BROUGHT GREAT (BUT ADMITTEDLY ENTERTAINING) DISREPUTE TO (Himself/Herself), THE UNIT, AND THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS.

FOR THESE REASONS (AND MANY OTHERS THAT MAKE THE SERGEANT MAJOR CRINGE), IT IS WITH A SPECIAL COMBINATION OF DISGUST AND MORBID AMUSEMENT THAT I PRESENT TO YOU THE ARTICLE 15 MEDAL.

GIVEN UNDER MY HAND,
(Name of Presenter)
ON THIS DAY, (Date)

(Semper Fi… or not.)

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STAY BELLIGERENT!!!!