WORST SOLDIER EVER AWARD
WORST SOLDIER EVER AWARD

WORST SOLDIER EVER AWARD

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Who amongst you are gonna have the stones to present this motherfucking piece of art to that CARL in your group who no matter how hard they try, just can't seem to stop messing shit up. They're losing their gear, crashing the humvee, tripping over themselves and can't hit shit on the range. Alas, an answer..."WORST SOLDIER EVER - CAN'T DRILL, CAN'T KILL, CAN'T SHOOT, CAN'T SALUTE" ... You're welcome. 

* Each one made from the best metals with the highest degree of detail.

Allow 6 to 8 business days for fulfillment. If being shipped overseas please make sure you will be in that location for a MINIMUN of two more months. If not, then order to Mainland USA.

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PEACETIME

If you! like me... joined the military in the later stages of the GWOT. In hopes of maybe getting to see some action but instead got fucked with the green weenie. I made this community for you. We aren't high speed... we just wanna smoke weed.

REVIEWS

★★★★★

PERFECT GOING AWAY GIFT! Will for sure buy again. Please make more NAVY STUFF!

UT1 Brown
Pearl Harbor , HI - NAVY
★★★★★

Much higher quality than I expected... Good Shit!

Cpl. Martinez
Camp Pendleton, CA - USMC
★★★★★

Filled a shadowbox with a bunch of your medals for a buddy of mine. He absolutely loved it!

Jaime Ortiz
Fort Lee, VA
★★★★★

Wish you were a thing back when I was in. Still love your stuff. Keep at it!

Bob
Missoula, MT

If you hold any promotion ceremonies. Or going away parties with my merchandise. PLEASE send me pics. I love seeing your videos.

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