Who amongst you are gonna have the stones to present this motherfucking piece of art to that CARL in your group who no matter how hard they try, just can't seem to stop messing shit up. They're losing their gear, crashing the humvee, tripping over themselves and can't hit shit on the range. Alas, an answer..."WORST SOLDIER EVER - CAN'T DRILL, CAN'T KILL, CAN'T SHOOT, CAN'T SALUTE" ... You're welcome.
* Each one made from the best metals with the highest degree of detail.
