Name: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Dad Cap
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Parody of the Military RETIRED veteran hats. No affiliation iwth any organizations that share the same acronyms

.: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

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If you! like me... joined the military in the later stages of the GWOT. In hopes of maybe getting to see some action but instead got fucked with the green weenie. I made this community for you. We aren't high speed... we just wanna smoke weed.

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