Name: Don't Talk To Me Smash Penis Mug
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18683021009929450261
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

06-04-2004, Marvin Heemeyer, frustrated with local government decisions affecting his business, armored a bulldozer and went on a destructive rampage in Granby, Colorado.
Heemeyer's modified bulldozer, nicknamed 'Killdozer,' demolished 13 buildings including the town hall and a former mayor's house.
The rampage lasted about 90 minutes; no one was killed during the event — except Heemeyer, who took his own life.

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.: Made with durable white ceramic.
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: All mugs are lead and BPA-free.

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