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.: Material: Titan™ 10 oz. scrim vinyl
.: Features heat-welded hems and grommets
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Hanging strings not included

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48" x 24" (Horizontal)

72" x 36" (Horizontal)

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