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"When I enlisted as a young man, I was prepared for War and the military to be full of sacrifice and horrific suffering, but i was never prepared for it also to be gey and retarded..." BreakerOfChains

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.: Material: 100% polyester foam front with 100% nylon mesh weave back
.: One size fits most (22.8"/58cm) NO MEGAMIND-ASS HEADS
.: Seven color combinations to pick from
.: Adjustable plastic snap closure
.: Six row stitching on visor
.: Please note: Hat may have Creases due to shipping - It will straighten out naturally once unpackaged and worn

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I Hated opening an MRE in the field and being told to put it away because we had to keep on hiking, get back in the convoy, or just because 1stSgt said we were done. So there you had me struggling to put my shit away while knowing I already wasted the Heating Device so now my shit is gonna be cold af... You know what's worse than Spinach Fettucine MRE??? A Cold Spinach Fettucine MRE. So its too late for me to use, but maybe your ass might like it. It isn't a microwave so it isn't going to heat up your shit, but at least it wont get as cold as fast.

.: Exterior: 100% polyester
.: Interior: 52% aluminum foil, 48% polyester
.: Magnetic closure
.: FDA Approved Insulation
.: Water Resistant

Size

11.75'' × 7.25'' × 4.75''

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I saw a bear version of this design holding a berreta, decided to fix it and add an actual glock and make the bear an eagle.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Monkey from the coconut grove Cadence

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.: Materials: white vinyl with black magnetic backing
.: Matte finish
.: All-weather durable

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Short answer. NO

BUT! If you are, just have another pair of ranks on hand incase of impromptu inspections or anything like that.

Yes I can. My mininum amount is 100 pieces. And normally takes about 6 to 8 weeks to make them. Be aware the Process is a bit long and may be expensive.

I've made stuff for GoonsUp, PopSmokeMedia DisgruntledDocs ,CorpsmenUp, NorthernProvisions,TheBasiloneFoundation, ForeverHeallingInvisibleWounds.

And I've worked with KommandoStore, MissionEssentialGear & FixBayonets.

Please feel free to reach out.

I have different warehouses across the US so some things may arrive at different times. I apologize for the inconvenience. Please check your email for tracking info. But if that doesn't work please reach out to me on Instagram.

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Because simply saying "fuck this cleaning all the time bullshit" just wont do. That is all.

* Each one made from the best metals with the highest degree of detail.

$ 9.99

.: Made with durable white ceramic.
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: All mugs are lead and BPA-free.

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11oz

15oz

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